Punday Sunday

Alright, I've decided to create a new holiday. 'Punday Sunday'. It is what it is. Tell your friends, tell your pet, heck, spread word to that smelly hobo down the street. Now, enjoy this choice collection of puns I've gathered for your enjoyment! 


~"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."


~"Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before."


~The classic: "There once was a person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did."


~"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and 
says, 'Dam!'"

~the intelligent: "Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239 walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they split. There are no survivors within a 5-mile radius.

~And the just plain amazing: "A corporal runs up to Hitler and says, 'Fuer, fuer! The Allies have invaded Normandy!' Hitler replies, 'I did Nazi that coming!'"

I hope you enjoyed those! And Happy Punday Sunday!!!! 

One Small Step for Man.....

Here I am! I was sitting here at home (as I'm often wont to do), when I suddenly realized, perplexed, that I don't speak out near as often as I should. But why, do you ask? Oh, I don't know. Out of laziness, apathy? Ignorance, or typical Americanism (a combination of all three, wrapped into one grotesque epidemic). Most importantly, was I letting this silence my voice?

Whatever it was, I decided to vanquish it once and for all. I logged off Facebook, flicked away whatever crumbs remained of my lunch off the desk, and set off in search of a way to be heard. Long story short, I found this URL, and went right off to work! Half the battle was deciding on a title of my quest, until I remembered I need only think of my goal- to not fall into the norm, to be... [drumroll].... atypical. Qwertypical.  :)   As they say, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'. 

(**Sidenote- this blog shall contain anything and everything from poems, epiphanies, journal entries, interesting/awesome stories, rules of life, bizarre facts, and bitchin' jokes. Oh, and some profanity. Have fun**)