Punday Sunday

Alright, I've decided to create a new holiday. 'Punday Sunday'. It is what it is. Tell your friends, tell your pet, heck, spread word to that smelly hobo down the street. Now, enjoy this choice collection of puns I've gathered for your enjoyment! 


~"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."


~"Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before."


~The classic: "There once was a person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did."


~"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and 
says, 'Dam!'"

~the intelligent: "Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239 walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they split. There are no survivors within a 5-mile radius.

~And the just plain amazing: "A corporal runs up to Hitler and says, 'Fuer, fuer! The Allies have invaded Normandy!' Hitler replies, 'I did Nazi that coming!'"

I hope you enjoyed those! And Happy Punday Sunday!!!!